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Dear Roommates,

When you leave the refrigerator door open when you drink from the milk/juice carton or just gaze at the food inside not actually searching for anything, it makes me want to stab you. Yes, this is one of my weirder idiosyncrasies, but PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO HARD TO CLOSE THE DOOR. THE POLAR BEAR GETS OUT. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON WASTING ENERGY.

I can't just say this out loud because the last time I tried Ian threw a shit fit at me.

This is my only problem with you guys. I can even forgive the water all over the bathroom floor every time one of you takes a shower. But the refrigerator. I can't handle that.

Love,
Leah